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[23 Oct 2009|10:50pm] [ mood | lazy ] Fuck off, I update plenty. of death

[25 Jul 2009|01:19pm] Oh Your Gawd it is hot this weeks. So hot down at the relay. Kinda glad I couldn't stay, but work isn't much better, but better than it was. 1 vision| of death

[13 Jun 2009|11:07pm] [ mood | cold ] Roux-Auneh and A-Man-Durr are hoe bags. 1 vision| of death

[07 Jun 2009|12:51pm] [ mood | lazy ] - Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme & their current wallpaper! - Explain in no more/less- five sentences why you're using that particular wallpaper! - Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on! 1] I am a big, hug, gigantic Bleach nerd. Duh. 2] This is fan art of a battle involving 13th Squad caption Jūshirō Ukitake and 8th squad caption Shunsui Kyōraku two of the few Soul Reapers to have twin bladed zanpakutō. 3] I found it on a chan wallpaper thread, and have no rights to it's duplication. 4] It's similar to my last one I had for a long time. The other one was a wallpaper of Ichigo, I think this is a Nice change. 5] It matches my emoticons I have. 2 visions| of death

It's on like Red Dawn, Michelle Kwan and Donkey KONG! [27 Apr 2009|12:52am] [ mood | WAR! ] 1 vision| of death

[26 Apr 2009|01:34pm] [ mood | devious ] Demands: 1.Spatulas! 2.Pancakes! 3........ 4./MORE/ Profit!! 1 vision| of death

[16 Mar 2009|01:21am] [ mood | enraged ] Crazy fucking neighbor parking her fucking friends minivans in my fucking parking spot. Anybody that know my past knows that my car and I fucking HATE minivans. of death

[06 Mar 2009|04:33am] [ mood | accomplished ] "quis custodiet ipsos custodes" 1 vision| of death

Writer's Block: More Island Time [04 Mar 2009|01:53am] [ mood | amused ] You're packing your bag for that other desert island—the one with no electricity—what 5 books do you take with you? Submitted By mika_uriah View 501 Answers 1. The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: "There is an art, it[the guide] says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Pick a nice day." 2 Battle Royale: I'd probably get a fly swatter. 3.Shakespeare: Maybe a big book of a lot of his works, would be nice to have time to read a lot of them. 4. Angels and Demons [the illustrated edition] by Dan Brown, because dark matter and the Illuminati that's why! 5. Contact Harvest: Shush you, I liked it, especially the AIs. 3 visions| of death

Writer's Block: Desert Island Time [02 Mar 2009|11:22pm] [ mood | content ] You're packing your bag for that magical desert island that happens to have electricity, a TV, and a DVD player—what five DVDs do you take with you? View 501 Answers 1. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Because I'll probably have The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with me too. 2. The Labyrinth. Because David Bowie that's why... and the power of voodoo. 3. Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Cuz I think it's cute and it makes me jealous. 4. and 5. Probably filled with as many Doctor Who episodes that will fit that have the 10th and 11th doctors in them. of death

[12 Feb 2009|12:15pm] [ mood | confused ] Aquaman:"Good boy, yes, big hug!: Atom:"He is not hugging you, he is merely interpreting you as a foreign body to be surrounded and destroyed" Aquaman:"Sure feels like a hug" "And since we found you in Batman's blood stream, I think we'll name you Platelet." Atom:"Except that's a lymphocytes." Aquaman:"Platelet it is!!" 1 vision| of death

There's a train leaving town in an hour, it's not waiting for you and neither am I... [06 Jan 2009|08:33am] [ mood | depressed ] So I'm almost out of here, on my way to the airport. I really hope that I'm not back on the LJ raging out something about the flight or the security. Regardless I'm going to be in Oklahoma for a week with not much to do, hopefully I'll find an internet connection to steal [borrow], regardless I'd better get ready to set my clock back 10 years... 2 visions| of death

[27 Dec 2008|01:01pm] [ mood | disappointed ] So, I forgot to mention that I'm leaving on the 6th of this month to spend a week in the OKLhomeland. So I will unfortunately miss some time with some peoples before they go back to the big bad colleges which suxs quite a bit. But here's a picture of my new computer to make you feel better. 1 vision| of death

[21 Dec 2008|12:36am] [ mood | happy ] I x-mas gifted myself a PS3, an old one that plays ps2 games. Now I have a blueray player, yay! 3 visions| of death

[14 Oct 2008|07:26pm] [ mood | amused ] Firstly, So, guardianstalker, your LiveJournal reveals... You are... 0% unique and 69% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy video games). When it comes to friends you are lonely. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are wary of trusting strangers. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional. Your overall weirdness is: 17 (The average level of weirdness is: 29. You are weirder than 34% of other LJers.) Find out what your weirdness level is! and Secondly,... Top Commenters on guardianstalker's LiveJournal (Self comments excluded from rankings) 1 sun_star_n_moon 131 2 fribjits 26 3 veni_yan_cari 22 4 celestialfire66 15 5 endless_hatred 14 6 Anonymous 10 7 your_moms_thong 10 8 nocturne_raven 8 9 mysterycow 7 10 asic 6 ( 11-13 ) Total Commenters: 14 (1 not shown) Total Comments: 356 Report generated 10/14/2008 7:31:34 PM by scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard 1.7 Roux-Auneh is the veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiner! 2 visions| of death

[03 Oct 2008|12:41am] [ mood | pleased ] Directions: Go to Urban Dictionary, type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you. 1) Your name? -- Issac -- a haircut that is worth $10 and looks like a ten dollar cut. in other words the worst haircut ever. "dude i cant believe u got an issac cut! why didnt u go somewhere else!" 2) Your age? -- 21 -- The age at which one is finally considered human. -- 21 -- someone who takes 21 dollars as a payment for sexual favors "Courtney is such a 21." 3) One of your friends? -- Murphy -- similar to a cammel toe, but when the pants creep up the ass woman with an large ass and tight jeans has a murphy 4) What should you be doing? -- Sleeping -- Gaining one's confidence and luring them into a desired area to kill or beat them because of something they have done. Gang Leader: "i heard that that motherfucker has been snitchin. i want you to take care of him" Gang member 1 (talking to another gang member): "yo dawg the don wants that snitch dead. we're sleeping him tomorrow" 5) Favourite colour? -- Black/pink -- Considered a color. However, it really represents the absorption of all other colors in the spectrum, in a similar (but inverse) way white reflects all other colors. The opposite of white. -- Pink -- Pink*The New Red! Donut's favorite color. "My armor's not pink. You guys are colorblind. It's more of a lightish red." "Guess what? They already have a color for lightish red. You know what its called? Pink!" Also, a supposedly slimming color on obese femals (it doesn't work ladies). I see a red door and I want to paint it black. 6) Hometown? -- Y-Town -- Ypsilanti, Michigan. The ghettoest place on Earth. Has a perpetual odor of marijuana. Approx. 31.03 miles from Hell. "Y-Town is really fucking ghetto." 7) Month of your birthday? -- January-- The month it is best to have ass sex in "Im going to have ass sex in January" 8) Last person you talked to? --Trevour(Trevor)-- a mindless, personality-free person that enjoys conversing by spouting the political views of right-wing radio hosts as if they were their own. man, i'm not going in there - the joint is full of trevors. 9) What did you last eat? -- Hot Pocket-- The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin") "That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket." 10) your nickname? -- Spike-- A hot vampire. "Spike can spike me anyday." -- Choppa -- 1. Helicopter noun 2. A place Arnold Schwarzenegger often tells people in his movies to go to "Gooooo, get to the choppa" 4 visions| of death

desisions... [01 Oct 2008|12:10am] [ mood | rushed ] I bought The Force Unleashed, really nice game, mistake to own it, too short and no online or replayability for me. Going to sell back for... GameStop is having some extra giveaway moneys for trade ins for certain videogames so, help me decide: Gears of War 2: xbox 360 only, fps, really liked to first one Fable 2: years and years and it's finally out, but will it be a lot of button mashing combat? VOICE!!, if you would. 7 visions| of death

[27 Sep 2008|01:28am] [ mood | Raaaeeg!!!!!! ] BLAH, truck crew has to come in and do a 4-1am shift on inventory day, totally suxs, thats my least favorite day of the week, mainly becuz Gabe is in total charge that day, and I HATE HIM SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! srly. But now I also get to deal with him for two extra hours after the store is closed, not fun at all. Update: Tonight I received some more information, not only is Thursday going to be hell night, but there will also be.... TWO FUCKING TRUCKS THAT DAY! Now I have no escape from SlowPoke Rodriquez. 3 visions| of death

[16 Sep 2008|10:17pm] [ mood | cynical ] There is a big fire that was started by tonight's lightning, on the bill out behind the gun range on Hwy 263. You know about a mile from my parent's house, ya. I was out there dropping off some Sonic I got in Medford today and I was just leaving and saw the smoke. The whole fucking county is driving out there /right now/ to park on the side of the single lane highway with their high beams on to rubber neck at it. I did see two fire crew truck out there though, I was impressed, oh and one highway patrol car which promply flipped a bitch in front of me and headed back into town. Everyone and their illegitimate uncle/brother is out in the streets in town starring up in the sky while I hit them for being in the middle of the road too. 50,000 POINTS!!! 2 visions| of death

[23 Jul 2008|05:39pm] [ mood | working ] Update: WorkWorkWorkWork, Taxes sux, still can't move out yet. Only work 4 days this week, then Monday and Tuesday off, cuz they moved my days off /this/ week. of death

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