My Dark Place of Rest

guardianstalker @ 2009-12-25T00:33:00

2009-12-25T08:33:23Z

Sometimes, you don't realize how cold your feet are, until you inadvertently touch one foot to the other.

guardianstalker @ 2009-10-23T22:50:00

2009-10-24T05:50:48Z

Fuck off, I update plenty.

guardianstalker @ 2009-07-25T13:19:00

2009-07-25T20:19:37Z

Oh Your Gawd it is hot this weeks. So hot down at the relay. Kinda glad I couldn't stay, but work isn't much better, but better than it was.

guardianstalker @ 2009-06-13T23:07:00

2009-06-14T06:07:49Z

Roux-Auneh and A-Man-Durr are hoe bags.

guardianstalker @ 2009-06-07T12:51:00

2009-06-07T20:44:50Z

- Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme & their current wallpaper!
- Explain in no more/less- five sentences why you're using that particular wallpaper!
- Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!

1] I am a big, hug, gigantic Bleach nerd. Duh.
2] This is fan art of a battle involving 13th Squad caption Jūshirō Ukitake and 8th squad caption Shunsui Kyōraku two of the few Soul Reapers to have twin bladed zanpakutō.
3] I found it on a chan wallpaper thread, and have no rights to it's duplication.
4] It's similar to my last one I had for a long time. The other one was a wallpaper of Ichigo, I think this is a Nice change.
5] It matches my emoticons I have.

It's on like Red Dawn, Michelle Kwan and Donkey KONG!

2009-04-27T08:01:46Z

guardianstalker @ 2009-04-26T13:34:00

2009-04-26T20:38:21Z

Demands:
1.Spatulas!
2.Pancakes!
3........
4./MORE/ Profit!!

guardianstalker @ 2009-03-16T01:21:00

2009-03-16T08:22:36Z

Crazy fucking neighbor parking her fucking friends minivans in my fucking parking spot. Anybody that know my past knows that my car and I fucking HATE minivans.

guardianstalker @ 2009-03-06T04:33:00

2009-03-06T12:34:09Z

"quis custodiet ipsos custodes"

Writer's Block: More Island Time

2009-03-04T10:09:47Z

You're packing your bag for that other desert island—the one with no electricity—what 5 books do you take with you?

Submitted By mika_uriah

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1. The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: "There is an art, it[the guide] says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Pick a nice day."

2 Battle Royale: I'd probably get a fly swatter.

3.Shakespeare: Maybe a big book of a lot of his works, would be nice to have time to read a lot of them.

4. Angels and Demons [the illustrated edition] by Dan Brown, because dark matter and the Illuminati that's why!

5. Contact Harvest: Shush you, I liked it, especially the AIs.

Writer's Block: Desert Island Time

2009-03-03T07:36:04Z

You're packing your bag for that magical desert island that happens to have electricity, a TV, and a DVD player—what five DVDs do you take with you?

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1. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Because I'll probably have The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with me too.

2. The Labyrinth. Because David Bowie that's why... and the power of voodoo.

3. Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Cuz I think it's cute and it makes me jealous.

4. and 5. Probably filled with as many Doctor Who episodes that will fit that have the 10th and 11th doctors in them.

guardianstalker @ 2009-02-12T12:15:00

2009-02-12T20:16:41Z

Aquaman:"Good boy, yes, big hug!:
Atom:"He is not hugging you, he is merely interpreting you as a foreign body to be surrounded and destroyed"
Aquaman:"Sure feels like a hug" "And since we found you in Batman's blood stream, I think we'll name you Platelet."
Atom:"Except that's a lymphocytes."
Aquaman:"Platelet it is!!"

There's a train leaving town in an hour, it's not waiting for you and neither am I...

2009-01-06T16:36:03Z

So I'm almost out of here, on my way to the airport. I really hope that I'm not back on the LJ raging out something about the flight or the security. Regardless I'm going to be in Oklahoma for a week with not much to do, hopefully I'll find an internet connection to steal [borrow], regardless I'd better get ready to set my clock back 10 years...

guardianstalker @ 2008-12-27T13:01:00

2008-12-27T21:03:00Z

So, I forgot to mention that I'm leaving on the 6th of this month to spend a week in the OKLhomeland. So I will unfortunately miss some time with some peoples before they go back to the big bad colleges which suxs quite a bit.

But here's a picture of my new computer to make you feel better.

guardianstalker @ 2008-12-21T00:36:00

2008-12-21T08:36:43Z

I x-mas gifted myself a PS3, an old one that plays ps2 games. Now I have a blueray player, yay!

guardianstalker @ 2008-10-14T19:26:00

2008-10-15T02:33:20Z

Firstly,

So, guardianstalker, your LiveJournal reveals...

You are... 0% unique and 69% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy video games). When it comes to friends you are lonely. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are wary of trusting strangers. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional.

Your overall weirdness is: 17

(The average level of weirdness is: 29.
You are weirder than 34% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

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Roux-Auneh is the veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiner!

guardianstalker @ 2008-10-03T00:41:00

2008-10-03T08:24:02Z

Directions: Go to Urban Dictionary, type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you.

1) Your name? -- Issac --
a haircut that is worth $10 and looks like a ten dollar cut. in other words the worst haircut ever.
"dude i cant believe u got an issac cut! why didnt u go somewhere else!"

2) Your age? -- 21 --
The age at which one is finally considered human.

-- 21 --
someone who takes 21 dollars as a payment for sexual favors
"Courtney is such a 21."

3) One of your friends? -- Murphy --
similar to a cammel toe, but when the pants creep up the ass
woman with an large ass and tight jeans has a murphy

4) What should you be doing? -- Sleeping --
Gaining one's confidence and luring them into a desired area to kill or beat them because of something they have done.

Gang Leader: "i heard that that motherfucker has been snitchin. i want you to take care of him"

Gang member 1 (talking to another gang member): "yo dawg the don wants that snitch dead. we're sleeping him tomorrow"

5) Favourite colour? -- Black/pink --
Considered a color. However, it really represents the absorption of all other colors in the spectrum, in a similar (but inverse) way white reflects all other colors. The opposite of white.

-- Pink --

Pink*The New Red!

Donut's favorite color.
"My armor's not pink. You guys are colorblind. It's more of a lightish red."
"Guess what? They already have a color for lightish red. You know what its called? Pink!"

Also, a supposedly slimming color on obese femals (it doesn't work ladies).
I see a red door and I want to paint it black.

6) Hometown? -- Y-Town --
Ypsilanti, Michigan. The ghettoest place on Earth. Has a perpetual odor of marijuana. Approx. 31.03 miles from Hell.
"Y-Town is really fucking ghetto."

7) Month of your birthday? -- January--
The month it is best to have ass sex in
"Im going to have ass sex in January"

8) Last person you talked to? --Trevour(Trevor)--
a mindless, personality-free person that enjoys conversing by spouting the political views of right-wing radio hosts as if they were their own.
man, i'm not going in there - the joint is full of trevors.

9) What did you last eat? -- Hot Pocket--
The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
"That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket."

10) your nickname? -- Spike--
A hot vampire.
"Spike can spike me anyday."

-- Choppa --

1. Helicopter noun

2. A place Arnold Schwarzenegger often tells people in his movies to go to
"Gooooo, get to the choppa"

desisions...

2008-10-01T07:13:18Z

I bought The Force Unleashed, really nice game, mistake to own it, too short and no online or replayability for me. Going to sell back for...

GameStop is having some extra giveaway moneys for trade ins for certain videogames so, help me decide:

Gears of War 2:
xbox 360 only, fps, really liked to first one

Fable 2:
years and years and it's finally out, but will it be a lot of button mashing combat?

VOICE!!, if you would.

guardianstalker @ 2008-09-27T01:28:00

2008-09-27T08:28:39Z

BLAH, truck crew has to come in and do a 4-1am shift on inventory day, totally suxs, thats my least favorite day of the week, mainly becuz Gabe is in total charge that day, and I HATE HIM SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! srly. But now I also get to deal with him for two extra hours after the store is closed, not fun at all.

Update: Tonight I received some more information, not only is Thursday going to be hell night, but there will also be.... TWO FUCKING TRUCKS THAT DAY! Now I have no escape from SlowPoke Rodriquez.

guardianstalker @ 2008-09-16T22:17:00

2008-09-17T05:25:12Z

There is a big fire that was started by tonight's lightning, on the bill out behind the gun range on Hwy 263. You know about a mile from my parent's house, ya. I was out there dropping off some Sonic I got in Medford today and I was just leaving and saw the smoke. The whole fucking county is driving out there /right now/ to park on the side of the single lane highway with their high beams on to rubber neck at it. I did see two fire crew truck out there though, I was impressed, oh and one highway patrol car which promply flipped a bitch in front of me and headed back into town. Everyone and their illegitimate uncle/brother is out in the streets in town starring up in the sky while I hit them for being in the middle of the road too. 50,000 POINTS!!!

guardianstalker @ 2008-07-23T17:39:00

2008-07-24T00:40:07Z

Update:

WorkWorkWorkWork, Taxes sux, still can't move out yet. Only work 4 days this week, then Monday and Tuesday off, cuz they moved my days off /this/ week.

guardianstalker @ 2008-07-10T00:51:00

2008-07-10T08:08:14Z

I had a good day today, despite it being my Monday at work. First off, there was no truck except for tomorrow's, so we don't do it till then. So I was just stocking stuff (for a while, HBa, which isn't so bad)on the floor all day, which is much easier then unloading a freight truck for 2 and a half hours, we were even talking about going home early, which I didn't think was just a great plan, because if its a slow day anywai, why not stay and get easy hours? But then around 9 there was a truck, but wait, it was a refrigerated truck, which is soooo nice, cuz it's super cold inside and it was only 3 or so pallets. Also, since day receiving works past closing, we get our check a day early, awesome-sauce-em!! The only bad thing was the killer splinter I got on my finger moving a pallet after loading eggs into the freezer, along with the various other cardboard paper cuts I get on my fingers everyday. Tomorrow will prbly be a bitch to make up for it.

guardianstalker @ 2008-05-18T11:26:00

2008-05-18T18:27:03Z

I prbly had more fun yesterday then I'll ever have for the rest of the summer, it was awesome.

guardianstalker @ 2008-05-02T12:19:00

2008-05-02T19:20:04Z

Fuck you Ny-Quill! It doesn't help me at all, it just make me /un/able to sleep, I toss and turn all night and it's just horrible.

But I finally have my surround sound stereo system hooked up, vidja-games sound really good on it!

Do it......just do it, HEY! Do it!

2008-04-28T20:40:58Z

Ok, I tried sending this one out to some of you peeps to do, but you're all fuckers and either didn't do it, or it was just too hard. So.....

Think of one word to describe me straight from your heart, but it has to start with the first letter of my first [or last I guess] name [I] and comment it to me. Feel free to be brutal, cuz there aren't many good adjectives.